Danger Room: North Korea Invades America in Dumbest Movie Ever

04.08.12

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Red Dawn. Photo: Open Road Pictures

Red Dawn. Photo: Open Road Pictures

by DAVID AXE

North Korean paratroopers descend on an American small town. U.S. military resistance collapses. Korean armored vehicles roll down the streets unopposed except for a band of heavily armed bros in hoodies.

No, these are not images from some teenage gamer’s fever dream. They’re scenes from the movie Red Dawn, a remake of the 1984 cult classic about a joint Cuban-Soviet invasion of the U.S. and the attractive young American insurgents — the Wolverines — who help defeat it. The revamped Red Dawn, starring Chris Hemsworth, a.k.a. Thor, blasts into theaters in November.

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One Response to “Danger Room: North Korea Invades America in Dumbest Movie Ever”

  1. SM says:

    It seems like they should have just imagined a just war as the underdog against zombies, orcs, or Posleen. I guess those would cost more for the special effects.

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