I got the most delightful comment the other day, from a man apparently named Mike Nash, with the email address trektar@yahoo.com and the IP address 69.247.16.191, which would seem to place him near Kodak, Tennessee:
I see by your War Is Boring picture [masthead --ed.] above that you are implying that blacks or Africans are doing the majority of the fighting in the War on Terror. That’s a bald-faced lie. I despise you wigger [sic] fanatics who constantly promote blacks as being everywhere, heroic everywhere and in every epoch of history. You pimp lies and you do it to overwhelm white people’s reason and courage by racist subversion from every direction. It’s a slam at all white warriors and heroes. I would like to personally meet you and discuss it. As a veteran, your graphically subversive propaganda causes my blood to boil! War is not boring, you idiot. Only an ignorant punk would say that.
My response:
Mike,
My name is David Axe. I edit the War Is Boring Website. I am deleting your hateful comments from Nov. 7. As for your statement that you’d like to “personally meet me and discuss” the presence of a black soldier on our masthead … I live in Columbia, S.C., at the intersection of Greene and Barnwell, in the basement apartment with the green car out front. My email address is david_axe@hotmail.com. Please come on by any time and we can talk all about your problems with race.
Fair warning: I have black neighbors. Oh, and I’m armed.
David
Update: Mike’s reply, editing for grammar and clarity:
I’ll look you up, wigger [sic] punk. I don’t care how many blacks you are currently ass-kissing. You are a subversive, afro-centric stooge and a liar!
To which I responded:
Tuesdays are best for me.
And here was I thinking that the mast head guy was just your average African militiaman.
This dude has some severe persecution issues/ inferiority complex.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar… and sometimes it’s a penis. Please do not get confused and put the wrong one in your mouth…unless that is your thing of course.
Wow. Just wow. I’m honestly not sure whether to be amused or…actually, this is just amusing. This guy gives Tennesseans, veterans, and rednecks a bad name.
Keep up your good work, David, and do report back on anything this Mike Nash says. It’d be amusing.
wow, some people should learn to read before they hope on a computer. The idiocy of the circumstances makes my head hurt.
Dear Mr Axe,
I don’t think I’ve commented on your blog before, but I do own the book you wrote with Matt Bors and I will say it was a very good read.
I just came here to say: You sir…are a bad ass.
-Sumit
That’s what I always say! Wigger fanatics are nothing but a bunch of Bald faced liars!
David, you’re obviously lying since I don’t see a green car
http://tinyurl.com/8886fe5
Armed with some really incisive quips designed to undermine white supremacy, I assume you mean.
Are you that Wizard character played by Kevin Smith in ‘Live Free or Die Hard’? Wow.
Currently there is an ad for Herman Cain’s Iowa Fund above the sidebars. I wonder what he would make of that.
He probably left to find you but got side-tracked when he took a detour to scream incoherently at Bud Adams for having Warren Moon’s number hanging at LP Field.
No record of military service. Wannabe.
Is there any context in which “white warrior” does NOT mean inbred loser?
No need to add “[sic]” after the word “wigger” — that’s an actual pejorative slang term for Caucasians (usually teens) who strive to emulate the clothing, mannerisms, and language patterns attributed to African-American street culture.
David,
Just like “There’s no accounting for taste”, there is no debating with crazy. I, for one, would be personally angry at you if you actually wasted any time lowering your own IQ validating the existing of some guy whom I don’t care about, instead of working on your next engaging blog entry, which I do. I’ve been black for many years
, and I’ve learned to reserve even my anger for those that deserve it.
Just my $.02. Keep up the good work.
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